we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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