champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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