"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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