He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
this must be what syphilis tastes like
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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