I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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