he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
