scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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