Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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