Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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