You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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