some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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