i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Randomize
