Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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