Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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