Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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