Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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