I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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