I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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