I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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