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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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