People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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