i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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