What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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