PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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