you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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