that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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