We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Randomize
