dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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