so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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