wanna go halves on a baby?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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