love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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