worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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