he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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