saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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