Porn is love you can see.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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