I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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