Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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