is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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