it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
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You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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