The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
We are all done wearing pants today
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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