Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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