actually, I'm a sock model
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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