He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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