Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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