didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
