honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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