I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Couch. On fire.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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