Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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