oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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