On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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