I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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