God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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