God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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