I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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