I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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